Hollywood Pinafore (or The Lad Who Loved a Salary)
(1945)
Book and Lyrics by George S. Kaufman

Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
Cast size: 10 men, 10 women. Unit set.
Kaufman had always been a Gilbert and Sullivan fan and when a fellow card-player once murmured a bit of doggerel to a bit of HMS Pinafore—”He nodded his head and never said no,/And now he’s the head of the studio”—Kaufman was inspired. He used the tunes of Sir Arthur Sullivan and, for the first time in his career, wrote the lyrics as well as the libretto to a new musical.
For performance rights, contact: Broadway Licensing

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The Plot
In Kaufman’s hysterical reimagining of the world of Gilbert and Sullivan on a Hollywood studio lot, this musical captures the broad personalities, the social satire, the plot contrivances and unforgettable music from the D’Oyly Carte days. Joseph Porter is the bumbling head of Pinafore Pictures wants to be married to screen idol Brenda Blossom, who’d far prefer to marry the poor but well-meaning script writer Ralph Rackstraw.
Faced with the terrible prospect of being poor and having to earn her living acting on a stage—“And should you give a bad performance upon the stage, the critics will actually say so in print,” warns her agent, Dick Live-Eye—Brenda is in despair. But, at the final curtain, all is saved when movie columnist Louhedda Hopsons reveals that through a mix-up in her column, it is Rackstraw who should be studio chief, while Porter is demoted to being a lowly screenwriter. Fade-out, the end.
About the Play
Kaufman had always been a Gilbert and Sullivan fan and when a fellow card-player once murmured a bit of doggerel to a bit of HMS Pinafore—“He nodded his head and never said no,/And now he’s the head of the studio”—Kaufman was inspired. He used the tunes of Sir Arthur Sullivan and, for the first time in his career, wrote the lyrics as well as the libretto to a new musical.
Although Kaufman got some heat from the press for returning the scene of previous Hollywood satires, Pinafore remains fresh and imaginative. A great companion piece to the operettas of G&S, Pinafore works brilliantly for those who know the original pieces and just as well for audiences encountering the songs for the first time.
Stage history
Hollywood Pinafore opened on May 31, 1945 at the Alvin Theater. It ran 52 performances.
Other Plays in the Catalogue
Fancy Meeting You Again (1951). Written by George S. Kaufman and Leueen MacGrath. Theatres: Royale Theatre (Jan 14, 1952 - Jan 19, 1952)
A farce about the small-town mania for joining fraternal organizations. Our hero, Jim Helton, nearly bankrupts his entire family savings in order to host the national convention for his beloved Knights of Corsica. Common sense prevails at the very last minute.
By George S. Kaufman And Morrie Ryskind. Cast size: 10 men, 5 women (some doubling possible). One set. The Royal Family opened at the Selwyn Theater on December 28, 1927 and went on to run 343 performances.
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